LAAAAZORS?

Did you know that any and every form of beam can be reflected back to earth with 100x the force by any satellite in our atmosphere? 

Pickles. 

Zombies, Vampires, Werewolves, Pirates, Wizards, Munchkins, should all go fuck themselves.

Tomorrow tastes like kraft dinner. Two boxes; not one.

If i run out of clever things to say, I'll continue on anyway. I figure its kind of like when you laugh twice at a joke, but then the third through seventh times arent funny, but then the eighth time is. 

Knock Knock jokes would actually be funny if administered on strangers doorsteps.

I like the previous thought quite a lot.

Everyone enjoys a good poop, don't even consider saying otherwise.

Liars never prosper, but prosperity is for pussies. That word spelled really does look like puss-ies. Gross.

Buffaloes are making a comeback.

Baseball is less boring than I thought it was previously. Golf isn't.

Im out. and I have to poop. POOP <3